In the era of constantly evolving technology, we are always in the search for the next big thing in shopping. Today we present GDS PRESALE or otherwise known as GDS:PS – a research lab with technology so advanced that we have equipped a new team of sophisticated shoppers that will look into the future to bring you sale events that you won’t even know it will happen.[[perfectpullquote]]GDS:PS was developed in an underground research facility located in Spratly Islands[/[perfectpullquote]]
GDS:PS have been in the works since 2010, a closely guarded project that would have undesirable social consequences if fallen into the wrong hands. Because of its secrecy and our relatively good connections around the world, we managed to develop this predictive technology in an underground research facility located in Spratly Islands.
It is our honour today that we are able to share this technology with you and with GDS:PS we are able to predict future sale events as short as 6 months to 10 years from now. A peek into these future events will let us prepare for them. Why did we develop GDS:PS and why we think it will be useful in:
- No more surprise sale events you won’t be able to attend. Plan your shopping schedule well.
- Gives you more time to save up for major future sale events.
- Knowing future sale events is a peek to knowing what to buy in the future.
- Ability to predict future product trends e.g. fashion, tech, music, arts, etc.
The potential of GDS:PS is immense, some say infinite. Though this newborn technology is available to everyone in a few more days while we tweak the system, there are limitations you should be aware of – GDS:PS will not allow you to see products that has not been created or invented in our time, you can still view the event clearly but the future products will be displayed in a blurry mess. This is a space-time continuum problem that hasn’t been resolved in GDS:PS, we are not even sure it will ever be solved in our lifetime but rest assured we are constantly working on it.
Finally take a deep breath and think about what GDS:PS means to all of us, let us embrace this predictive technology and while we do that let’s sit back and enjoy the following video, a fictional concept that was first introduce to us from the movies that has finally come true.[fve]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SFeCgoep1c[/fve]